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· short caption for friends funny things to say to your best friend 11 “Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!” 12 “A friend is someone who loves you cares for you and protects you like family, They know your deepest secrets, they laugh at your silly jokes and cry with you too, They respect your feelings and always try to make you happy, They see the hidden sadness in your smile and they are always there for you when you’re feeling alone, A true friend …
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Lucky for you I’m all of those and more! 16 Friendship is overrated I just want someone to pay for my food 17 Good friends will come and go but best ones end up harassing you for a lifetime 18 Stupid fights stupid nights, stupid memories – no wonder I’m best friends with …
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71 Funny Random Things To Say To People 1, Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s, 2, Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO”! 3, Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for
· Tell someone to say “eye” and then spell “cup” 4 Ask someone to say “Gabe itches” ten times fast 5 Say “sofa king awesome” ten times fast 6 Tell a guy to say “my dixie wrecked” ten times fast, 7, Ask someone to hold their tongue and say, “I was born on a pirate ship,” 8, Ask someone to spell the word “pots,” Then ask them the following question: “What do you do at a green light?”
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· Funny things to say to friends It’s nice to know that I have a company for spending my eternity in Hell So happy you’re such a bad influence! Love you I can’t stand you You’re crazy annoying and you laugh too loud Well I guess you’re just like me, That’s why I can’t We’re best friends
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· These funny things to say will give you a guide, Here are the 16 best funny things to say to a girl: 1, I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, U and I would never separate, Maybe there is a reason you’ve run into each other! 2, I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you, My heart skips beats and races a mile a minute when I feel your touch,
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“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them,” – Edwin Arlington Robinson “The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money,” – Mark Twain, Also Read: Message for Best Friends, Funny Texts for Friends
· Next time you make fun of me I will give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it is Santa’s hotline Hey friend wanna hear a joke? “Two strands of DNA are walking down the street One says to the other: “Do these genes make me look fat?” READ ALSO: Flirty and funny text messages for girlfriend Funny texts to send your best friend
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· 95, If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends, 96, If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a mural worth? 97, I’d be happy to give you a shoulder to cry
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· Funny random things to say in a conversation When someone bumps into you or steps on your foot mutter “You wouldn’t do that if you knew who I was” If you bump into someone or step on their foot, say, …
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